What is this?
This is a comic on the internets.
What's the internets?
You're on the internets right now. Welcome to the future.
Did you really draw these on a chalkboard?
No. I draw them on paper, scan them, and then use a secret recipe to turn the raw ingredients into chalkboard-looking pictures.
Who are you?
My name is Shawn McDonald.
Where do you live?
No.
How do you come up with these ideas?
There's a secret giant jar of ideas that I steal from.
Aww. Why did you put up a sad picture? Are you sad?
I'm not sad. I just put up sad pictures so that people will go, "Aww."
What is the penis game?
The penis game is the game where you take turns saying "penis" increasingly louder until someone says it at a volume no one is able or willing to beat.
What's the thing in the upper right hand corner?
Click that to vote for me on Top Web Comics. You can vote once every day. The list resets votes to zero every month.
What's the point of this Top Web Comics? Do you win something?
This is your way of helping bring new visitors to the site. The higher the comic goes on the list, the more exposure it gets, and that will result in more people seeing the comic. I don't care about winning anything -- except your love.
What's in it for me?
As an incentive for voting, you get to see the next comic before it goes up on the website.
What's pre-game?
Pre-game is a verb. It refers to drinking before going to a party. I learned this term upon entering college. No, that comic is not based on a true story.
Is it cool if I use your picture as a comment on MySpace or post it in my Xanga or something analogous?
Yes! It is very cool! All I ask in return is that you tell your friends about this comic. I'd also like a link somewhere near the image. Do NOT alter my comics in any fashion, except resizing. Do NOT use my artwork for any commercial or advertising purposes. Contact me if you have any further questions.
Will you have wild sex with me?
Okay, I made this one up. People don't really ask this question.
I am totally confused about your search feature.
Please rephrase your response in the form of a question.
What is this "OhNoRobot" search feature all about?
It lets you search through transcriptions of all the comics. I found this on the internets and decided to use it because to make my own search would take a long time to make. Don't worry, you haven't been transported to some random place.
Why can't I find comic [insert title here] using OhNoRobot?
Transcriptions are updated once a week. The comic you are searching for isn't in the database yet.